THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO IN THE WORLD
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
Is something not about your dick? Make it about your dick! Don’t let her do anything without reminding her that you have a dick.
More like, a great way to make yourself into a walking can of women repellent.
The white girls are scared for dear life
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stark or lannister or targaryen or greyjoy
dorne or king’s landing or winterfell
direwolves or dragons
oberyn or doran
sansa or margaery or daenerys
the night’s watch or the kingsguard
westeros or beyond the wall
book one or two or three or four or five
the hound or the mountain that rides
the red wedding or the purple wedding
robb or joffrey or stannis or renly
queen or khaleesi
tyrion or jaime or cersei
tyrell or martell
the books or the tv show
do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again
I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman
When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.
That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.
At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.
how to shade, with class.
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what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality